You guessed it - this is about "Snakes on a Plane."

I went into this thinking it would be "campy" but entertaining. Even Travis told me "it was worth seeing." I guess that should have clued me in. But alas I did fork over my $7.00 for a chance to be part of the hype.

I thought I had seen the worst movie ever when I saw "Summer of Sam" by Spike Lee. I came close to walking out on that one. I didn't make it 30 minutes through "Snakes on a Plane" before I had to leave. I don't think it was 10 minutes before a woman's {insert body part} was attacked by a snake in the airplane's bathroom. After that it was all over for me. Within the next 20 minutes I saw a woman's toungue get chewed off, a woman's eyeball get maimed, a man's {insert man's body part} gets attacked, and several other people necks, heads, and other various body parts get bitten.

I decided to cut my losses early. I'm betting that after we left, there were many others following. We were the first ones brave enough to make a run for it.

I'm not a movie elitest. I love bad movies. As a matter of fact, one of my favorite movies was "Deep Blue Sea" - another Samuel L Jackson campy flick. This one was just over the top stupidity, bad acting, and complete lack of plot or suspense.